- Fake carsickness.
- Lean back in your seat on the person behind you.
- Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.
- Have arguments with someone in the car.
- Stick your head out the window like a dog.
- Sing with the radio loudly even if you don’t know the words.
- Actually get carsick.
- Play with every gadget you find in the car.
- Have belching contests.
- Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.
- Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.
- Run a yellow light but change your mind while you still can.
- Drive down the left turn lane.
- Slow down when you see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer.
- Stop at railroad crossings.
- Drive with your feet.
- Hit the gas and the brake at the same time.
- Drive 46 mph on the expressway.
- In the fast lane.
- See how far across the seats you can spit breath mints before you get yelled at.
- Drive with a Slurpee in one hand a cigarette in the other while trying to balance 5 McDonald meals on your left leg.
- Go from 60 to 0 every thirty seconds, just to see if you can cause a 5-car (or more) pileup.
- Never use your blinkers.
- On a 2-lane road, form a roadblock as you drive parallel to a semi going 20.
- While on the expressway, grab the shifter and ask, “What does the ‘R’ stand for?”
- And for EXTRA fun, try it!
- Gargle mouthwash while driving.
- Cross over the median on a 4-lane expressway, just to get over to the “right” exit.
- Try to eat the steering wheel.
- Burn everyone with the cigarette lighter in the car.
- Open and close the glove box continually until someone hits you.
- Every time you pass a car, yell “Hi!”
- Count the number of purple Corvettes you see in your driving adventures.
- Honk your horn for fun.
- Play music with your horn, or rig it to play a tune.
- Sit in the driver’s seat, but insist some else drives.
- Talk on the phone.
- Dial the number of the passenger’s cellular phone.
- Stop on an entrance ramp of the expressway.
- Shift into park.
- Leave the emergency flashers on and leave the car.
- Use the windshield wipers just so you can rock with the rhythm.
- And always, ALWAYS, drive with your eyes closed. (And clasp your hands over your ears singing, “lalala–I can’t hear you~”
- Slow down on acceleration ramps and speed up on deceleration ones.
- Lose your book the day before a test.
- Forget what the word “velocitation” means.
- Drive up the road with half of your muffler hanging off.
- As a pedestrian, ALWAYS run across highways and expressways.
- Stomp on the pedals just to hear the different sounds they make.
- Combine these sounds with various beeps, clicks, and snaps from other parts of the car and you could be a one-man (or woman) orchestra.
- New game: Put the car in Drive and leave the car. You and your passenger must pick a spot, and whichever the car rolls closest to wins. The loser must chase the car.
- Drive on runways in airports.
- Constantly play with your mirrors; see if you can get your rear-view mirror to turn 360 degrees.
- Cross double-yellow lines.
- NEVER EVER turn right on red.
- Honk your horn at geese and see if they honk back.
- Turn left from the right turn lane.
- Turn right from the left turn lane.
- When entering a store, put your hazard lights on just so you can park in front of the store.
- Play Muzak so loud that the cars next to you vibrate.
- When stopped at a red light, pretend to answer your cell phone and then hand it to the person in the car next to you and say, “It’s for you.”
- See how many street-hockey nets you can demolish in an hour.
- Back into an angular parking spot.
- Try to put CDs in your car’s tape player.
- Hit pedestrians as you try to parallel park.
- In a residential area, pretend you are a race-car driver and gun it.
- When people honk at you, cut them off.
- If they try to cut YOU off, pull in front of them and come to a complete stop.
- Throw your coffee out the window during rush hour.
- Spit cherry pits out your window.
- Lock your keys inside your car.
- While it is running.
- Drive before you start Driver’s Training.
- Have sulfuric acid sprayed in your eyes while trying to jump-start your car.
- If a backseat driver is in the car, yank off the steering wheel and say, “HERE. YOU DRIVE.”
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