A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, â€œIt was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but Iâ€™m glad she slapped him.â€
The Project manager is sitting there thinking, â€œI didnâ€™t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadnâ€™t missed him when she slapped me!â€
The young woman was sitting and thinking, â€œIâ€™m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!â€
The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, â€œLife is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!â€