You know you love eighties if…

  1. You had a Swatch watch.
  2. You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block.
  3. You wanted to be on Star Search.
  4. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
  5. You can name at least half of the members of the Brat Pack.
  6. You wore a banana clip.
  7. You wore slap on wrist band.
  8. You thought Jon Bon Jovi’s hair was cool
  9. You had slouch socks, and puff paint on your shirt.
  10. You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off.”
  11. You can recite the whole script for Grease and Grease 2.
  12. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
  13. You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer.
  14. You hold a special place in your heart for Back to the Future.
  15. You had big hair, crimped, combed over to the side.
  16. You wore spandex pants.
  17. You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids.
  18. You wore fluorescent clothing.
  19. You could break dance.
  20. You wished you could break dance.
  21. You own any cassettes.
  22. You believed that by 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
  23. You own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
  24. You carried your lunch to the school in Gremlins lunchbox.
  25. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
  26. You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.
  27. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
  28. You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.
  29. You had Wonder Woman or Superman underwear.
  30. Partying “like it’s 1999″ seemed so far away.