Windows error reference

WinErr 001
Windows loaded – System in danger
WinErr 002
No Error – Yet
WinErr 003
Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr 004
Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong
WinErr 005
Multitasking attempted – System confused
WinErr 006
Malicious error – Desqview found on drive
WinErr 007
System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr 008
Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr 009
Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened
WinErr 00A
Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full
WinErr 00B
Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB
WinErr 00C
Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr 00D
Window closed – Do not look outside
WinErr 00E
Window open – Do not look inside
WinErr 00F
Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened
WinErr 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr 011
Window open – Do not look outside
WinErr 012
Window closed – Do not look inside
WinErr 013
Unexpected error – Huh ?
WinErr 014
Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018
Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr 019
User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr 01A
Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr 01B
Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C
Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01D
System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr 01E
Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr 01F
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020
Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042
Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079
Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103
Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683
Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815
Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 Bytes available