Windows error reference

WinErr 001
 Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr 002
 No Error - Yet
WinErr 003
 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr 004
 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr 005
 Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr 006
 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr 007
 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr 008
 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr 009
 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr 00A
 Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr 00B
 Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr 00C
 Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr 00D
 Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr 00E
 Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr 00F
 Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr 010
 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr 011
 Window open - Do not look outside
WinErr 012
 Window closed - Do not look inside
WinErr 013
 Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr 014
 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018
 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr 019
 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr 01A
 Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr 01B
 Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C
 Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01D
 System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr 01E
 Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr 01F
 Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020
 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042
 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079
 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103
 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678
 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683
 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815
 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available

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