1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don’t have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can “do” our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.


  1. Hannah

    this is unsulting towards women. how dare you even put this crap on a website? this stuff is not funny, it is sexist and i am outraged that men see this as funny.
    31. Our belly usually hides our big hips
    26. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    24. Everything on our face stays its original color
    14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    13. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them -(hello, you men are the ones looking!)
    11. Wrinkles add character
    10. Same work, more pay
    7. Car mechanics tell us the truth -(car mechanics who lie are mostly all men!)
    5. We can be president. -(um, there have been female presidents)
    3. Wedding plans take care of themselves - (uh, because women do it)
    How dare you have anything so insulting toward women, they gave you life, they are your sisters, your mothers grandmothers and wives. Any man who

  2. Soumit

    … but we r stiiiiiiiiilllllll happy

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