1. You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2. Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
7. Coffee is cheaper.
8. You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9. Coffee never runs out.
10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15. Coffee smells and tastes good.
16. You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18. You can always get fresh coffee.
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.
20. They sell coffee at police stations.
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22. Coffee goes down easier.
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
26. Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee is good when it’s cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn’t care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
32. Coffee doesn’t shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35. Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month…it’s good all the time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your throat.
40. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
41. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42. INSTANT COFFEE!
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45. Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
omg there just jokes i'm a chick and i dont get offerened lighten up heaps mate chill
Margo, there are WAYYYY more offenses against men on this site. This is the ONLY article (so far) from a man's perspective. It's easy to get offended by the sexist jokes but we have to remember that they're JOKES. ALL women aren't the same just like ALL men aren't the same. But the jokes portray the majority of men and women.
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I'm writing about your "why coffee is better than women" joke.
I find this joke is a repulsive insult to women.This article proves that men can be as insolent and uncaring as they are all cracked up to be. The particular comments
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
42. INSTANT COFFEE!
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
4. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
26. Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
Just to name a few. I don't think you reolize that by putting these statements on your website you are not proving anything about how smart or intelllegent you are, your making yourselves look like pompus know-nothing assholes.
You can't make a blanket statement about all women being unsensitive and moody and inconsiderate. that's like saying all t-shirts are white.
I am aware of other places on this website that also contain these sexist and false statements, and I am outraged that Anyone would publish this kind of crap.
The other thing..........Just because you wake up in the middle of the night, horny like nobody's buisinsess, does not mean that I have to wake up and meet your every need. If you are in any kind of relationship where intanacy is involved, it shouldn't be just about your needs, It should also be about your girlfreind or wife's needs as well, and just because you are men does not mean that your immidiate satisfaction is any more important than a woman's need to have a conversation with you with you not staring at her chest. Any man of your level of immaturity doesn't deserve to have a woman in his life.
What the hell?
Margo, do you ROLIZE how utterly awful your grammar is? The grammar abilities you posses make it hard to take you seriously.
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