What guys really mean
When you catch a guy glancing at you, heâ€™sÂ actually wondering what you look like naked.
When a guy bumps into your arm while walking with you, it means your too damn close soÂ back up 3 steps.
WhenÂ a guyÂ wants a hug heâ€™ll go to the nudy bar and buy a lap dance.
When u break a guys heart he wonâ€™t even remember your name 3 days later.
When a guy is quiet, heâ€™s probably masturbating.
When a guy is not arguing, it means there are no women around.
When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions, heâ€™s wondering what the hell are you blabbering about now.
When a guy answers, â€œIâ€™m fine,â€ after a few seconds, heâ€™s fine.
When a guy stares at you, heâ€™s wondering if he slept with you before.
When a guy lays his head on your chest, wellâ€¦ thatâ€™s self explanatory.
When a guy says, â€œI miss you,â€ it means the scope on his rifle wasnâ€™t set properly.
When a guy says he canâ€™t live without you, heâ€™s really horny and knows thatâ€™s what you want to hear.
When a guy is mean to you after a break-up, itâ€™s because you donâ€™t know when to let go and move on – soÂ quit being such a clingy bitch.