There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, â€œGreat! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.â€
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, “Congratulations you’re the father of tripletsâ€! He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, â€œWhere’s the third father?”
One of the other fathers said, “Oh he jumped out the window.â€
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, “He works for Seven Up!”