There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
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The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, “Congratulations you’re the father of triplets”! He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third father?”
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He replied, “He works for Seven Up!”
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