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Gross pay - $1222.02
Income Tax - 244.40
Outgo Tax - 45.21
State Tax - 11.61
Interstate Tax - 61.10
County Tax - 6.11
City Tax - 12.22
Rural Tax - 4.44
Back Tax - 1.11
Front Tax - 1.16
Side Tax - 1.61
Up Tax - 2.22
Down Tax - 1.11
Tic-Tacs - 1.98
Thumbtacks - 3.93
Carpet Tacks - 0.98
Stadium Tax - 0.69
Flat Tax - 8.32
Surtax - 3.46
Ma’am Tax - 2.60
Parking Fee - 5.00
No Pkg Fine - 10.00
F.I.C.A. - 81.88
T.G.I.F. Fund - 9.95
Life Ins. - 5.85
Health Ins. - 16.23
Disability - 2.50
Ability - 0.25
Liability Ins. - 3.41
Dental Ins. - 4.50
Mental Ins. - 4.33
Reassurance - 0.11
Coffee - 6.85
Coffee Cups - 66.51
Calendar - 3.06
Floor Rental - 16.85
Chair Rental - 0.32
Desk Rental - 4.32
Union Dues - 5.85
Union Don’ts - 3.77
Cash Advances - 0.69
Cash Retreats - 121.35
Overtime - 1.26
Undertime - 54.83
Eastern Time - 9.00
Central Time - 8.00
Mountain Time - 7.00
Pacific Time - 6.00
Bath Time - 4.44
Time Out - 12.21
Oxygen - 10.02
Water - 16.54
Heat - 51.42
Air - 46.83
Misc - 144.38

Take Home Pay: $0.02