Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Engineering
10. Did you order enough 2 inch nipples?
09. Shaft alignment is critical.
08. How’d your penetration test turn out?
07. Did you have an unplanned release?
06. Did your relief’s blow at the right pressure?
05. There was a crack in the girth?
04. We’re gonna pump it ’til it fractures, then fill it full of propellant.
03. We circulated fluid on the backside.
02. POOH – Pulled Out Of Hole!
01. Are you getting enough head?