1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
2. I hate everybody, and you’re next.
3. And your point is…?
4. I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.
5. I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
6. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
7. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later.
8. Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…
9. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first
time.
10. Why do people with closed minds always open their
mouths?
11. I’m multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the
same time.
12. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
13. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
14. All stressed out and no one to choke.
15. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
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