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Top 10 signs your company is going to downsize
- Company Softball Team is converted to a Chess Club.
- Dr.Kevorkian is hired as an “Outplacement Coordinator”.
- Your best looking women in Marketing are suddenly very friendly with the dorky Personnel Manager.
- The beer supplied by the Company at picnics is Schlitz.
- Weekly yard/bake sale at Corporate Headquarters.
- Company President now driving a Ford Escort.
- Annual Company Holiday Bash moved from the Sheraton to the local Taco Bell.
- Employee discount days at the local “Army & Navy Surplus Store” are discontinued.
- Dental plan now consists of a Company supplied kit (String, pliers and 2 aspirin).
- Your CEO has installed a dart board in his office marked with all existing departments in the Company.