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Top 10 signs you have eaten too much
- You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net
- Last thing you remember is positioning your open mouth behind a dump truck full of yams
- All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps
- While picking your teeth, you dislodge an angry construction worker
- Strangers keep addressing you as “Mr. President”
- This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read “Good Lord!”
- You now have an ass the size of Plymouth Rock
- People keep looking at you and saying, “I thought the Macy’s Parade was over”
- Your relatives can’t go home because they’re stuck in your gravitational field.
- You’re sweating gravy, my friend!