Things You’d Never Hear a Southern American Say
â€¢ I thought Graceland was tacky.
â€¢ No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.
â€¢ Do you think my hair is too big?
â€¢ Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
â€¢ The tires on that truck are too big.
â€¢ I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.
â€¢ Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?
â€¢ Damned if that polititian ain’t honest!
â€¢ We’re vegetarians.
â€¢ I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
â€¢ You can’t feed that to the dog.
â€¢ Trim the fat off that steak.
â€¢ I just love the Opera
â€¢ Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
â€¢ Wrasslin’s fake.