Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

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  1. fishinthasea123

    Patient: doctor doctor everyone’s ignoring me…
    Doctor: next please!

    and also

    Patient: doctor doctor i think i’m a dog…
    Doctor: well take a seat…
    Patient: but i’m not allowed on the furniture!
    Doctor: how long have you known this?
    Patient: ever since i was a puppy!

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