Telephone conversations

- Hello are you there?
– Yes, who are you, please?
– Watt
– What’s your name?
– What’s my name.
– Yes, what is your name?
– My name is John Watt.
– John what?
– Yes.
– ???? I’ll call you again.
– All right. Are you Jones?
– No, I’m Knott.
– Will you tell me your name then?
– Will Knott.
– Why not?
– My name’s Knott.
– Not what?
– Not Watt, Knott!
– What…