On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
“How much for a season pass?”
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