Bill & Hillary invited Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House. In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and left.
On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, “Did you know Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we tell the American people that we are serious about cutting the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?”
Tipper said, “There must be some mistake, I’ll call Hillary when we get home and find out.”
They get home and she calls Hillary and says, “Is it true the Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?”
Hillary puts her hand over the receiver and says, “Bill!!! I found out who peed in your saxophone!”
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