On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push.”
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
At an Auto Body Shop: “May we have the next dents?”
In a Dry Cleaner’s Emporium: “Drop your pants here.”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
On a Music Teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”
At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
On the side of a Garbage Truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”
On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”
In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”
Inside a Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
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Apr 5th, 2005 at 11:08 am
Looking for any new body shop slogans or saying I might be able use on a billboard. any suggestions? Brian
Nov 28th, 2007 at 11:58 am
I saw this on the side of a well-pumping truck… “We pump for pleasure”