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She Was So Blonde That
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- If you gave her a penny for her thought, you’d get change back.
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says, “sign here” she put, “Sagittarius.”
- If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
- She studied for a blood test – and failed.
- It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- She sold the car for petrol money.
- When she took you to the airport and saw the sign that said, “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.