Reasons to Leave Work

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.

2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.

3. Ran out of paper clips.

4. I’ve decided to telecommute.

5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.

6. It’s a long drive home to Texas.

7. One-day sale at Macy’s.

8. My brain is melting!

9. I think they found me out…

10. Accidently erased the whole week’s work off the computer disk.