Quick Lay Off

A new boss came to a new job in a factory. His intention was to get rid of all the people who weren’t working as hard as they should.

As he walked through the factory he saw a man leaning against the wall doing nothing. So the new boss went up to him and asked, “How much do you get paid a week?”

The man replied, “$200.” So the boss said, “Here’s $200. Now don’t come back.”

After the guy left, the boss asked one of the other guys, “What was that guy’s job?” “The pizza delivery guy.”

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