A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.
She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman’s boat and asks her what she’s doing?
She says, “Reading my book.” The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she’s not fishing.
To which he replied, “But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!”
Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, “If you do that, I will charge you with rape.”
The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, “But I didn’t even touch you.”
To which the lady replied, “Yeah, but you have all the equipment!”
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