New driving test
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
“What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?” asks the police officer.
“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah? Let’s see you do it,” says the officer.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his
wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”