New Department Store
Russians asked Japanese to design a new department store. Japanese came up with an idea that all what are needed is just a huge building and two people to work in it.
– Howâ€™s that only two?
– One at the front door, to say: â€œThere is nothing available!â€ And the other one at the exit: â€œHavenâ€™t we warned you?!â€