My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Employer’s response:

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK, we have spell check.

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One Reply

  1. Anonymous

    Mar 10th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    you know, including the picture would have ensured that this joke makes sense… I received this joke in an email and the accompanying picture is of a woman with a (quite obviously computer-generated) chest the size of a watermelon :) So now you know…

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