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Men are like…
- Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.
- Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
- Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
- Men are like….Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
- Men are like….Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
- Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like….Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
- Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
- Men are like….Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
- Men are like….Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
- Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
- Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you’re riding it.
- Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like ….Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.