What do you expect from such simple creatures?
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be President.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
-People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don’t cut , blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Mar 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
-our last name can stay put
-the garage will ALWAYS be ours if we yell at our husbands
-wedding gives us something to do and not gain more weight [like men]
- chlt is an amazing snack
-we can be president
-we hold your child, so you better give some support
-we can wear a tshirt too!! =O NO WAY
-we can wear NO T SHIRT!!!! Another NO WAY
- car mechanics will always tell us the truth is we say well sue ‘em
- the world is our living space… were not sloppy.. un clean… and DIRTY
- we use it away, icky or not
- nor do we, righty tighty lefty losy. DUHR
-wrinkles make men look GROSS, calls for a DIVORCE
-most women RENT, haha.
-because guys are NEVER as atractted as women are, were better in bed ;]
-most female shoes dont either!!
-several moods add chrter ;]
-guys are dip shits and never say anything useful other then “yo” or “dude!!”
- women know things about tanks ;]
-guys never SHOWER, or CLEAN thats why they need only a SUITCASE
-haha guys wish they got cridet, we just tell them they do to please their poor souls ;]
-girls dont get turned on by underwear, men doo cause their dawgs kinda why its more EXPENSIVE!!
-guys would walk on their feet if they could, but then their wives would tell em to sleep in the couch
-everything on guys faces NEVER stay the same, they always add on shit
- thats because they dont know what else to do with their hair, and some cant
-most guys look ugly cause they cant shave
-we are more mature, we dont need toys to have fun, we have big girl toys ;]
-your belly would gross any women out
-guys nails are never fine
-you guys dont have a freedom if we say NO
- dont listen to us and will kill you ;]
-you guys put anything in the cart, and tell them theyll like it “i think”