Life as a Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press â€œAlt, Ctrl, Deleteâ€ and start all
To get your daily exercise, just click on â€œrunâ€!
If you needed a break from life, click on â€œsuspendâ€.
Hit â€œany keyâ€ to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To â€œadd/removeâ€ someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on â€œfindâ€.
â€œHelpâ€ with the chores is just a click away.
Youâ€™d use your diskette to recover from a crash.
We could click on â€œsendâ€ and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on â€œrefreshâ€.
Click on â€œcloseâ€ to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on â€œbackâ€.
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click â€œupdateâ€.
If you donâ€™t like cleaning the litter box, click on â€œdeleteâ€.