Letter of Recommendation

While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him
working studiously and sincerely at his table without
gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Smith should be
pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to management be
sent away as soon as possible.

Regards,

Branch Manager

A second note followed the report:

Mr. Smith was present when I was writing the report mailed to you today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of him.

Regards,

Branch Manager

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I dont understand the joke, I tried to read and reread the sentence with every other word or odd numbers.
doesnt make sense to me.

@vijay
you are a fucktard. Reread every other line.

dude read the odd number lines like this.
only read numbers 1 3 5 7 9 11 13
1.While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him
2.working studiously and sincerely at his table without
3.gossiping with colleagues in the office. He seldom
4.wastes his time on useless things. Given a job, he always
5.finishes the given assignment in time. He is always
6.deeply engrossed in his official work, and can never be
7.found chitchatting in the canteen. He has absolutely no
8.vanity in spite of his high accomplishment and profound
9.knowledge of his field. I think he can easily be
10.classed as outstanding, and should on no account be
11.dispensed with. I strongly feel that Mr. Smith should be
12.pushed to accept promotion, and a proposal to management be
13.sent away as soon as possible.