Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences.

Here’s what he handed in:

HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, “DISMAY hurt a little.”
OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, “Gimme one MOBILE.”
DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO - I got so mad at my girly, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
DOMINEERING - My girly’s birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.
KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.
DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, “DATA boy!”
COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, “COPULATE!”
FASCINATE - My girly’s boobs are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE!
BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, “Is this BEWARE I get a job?”
COATROOM - The judge said, “One more outburst like that, and you’ll be thrown out the COATROOM.”
DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of babes on DECIDE.

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  1. hatt

    Definitely made me laugh.

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