Las Vegas

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. Where are you going? he asked.

To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. What do you think you are doing? she screamed.

Going to Las Vegas with you¦ I want to see how you live on $800 a year!