That was funny

So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen

Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

Of Course I Don’t Look Busy…I Did It Right The First Time.

Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.

Sorry If I Looked Interested. I’m Not.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.