So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen
Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
Of Course I Don’t Look Busy…I Did It Right The First Time.
Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
Sorry If I Looked Interested. I’m Not.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.