That was funny

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His new copilot is Chinese, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”

“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”

“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”

“No, no,” the copilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”

“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”

There are a few minutes of silence. “No rike Jews!” the copilot suddenly announces.

“Why not?” asks the captain.

“Jews sink Titanic.”

“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain; “It was an iceberg!”

“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah… all same.”