He and She at the ATM

HE:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive off

SHE:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you’re
too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Search purse for gum wrapper with PIN written on it
9. Enter PIN
10.Study instruction for two minutes
11.Hit “cancel”
12.Re-enter correct PIN
13.Check balance
14.Look for envelope
15.Look in purse for pen
16.Fill out deposit slip
17.Endorse checks
18.Make deposit
19.Study instructions
20.Make cash withdrawal
21.Get in car
22.Re-check makeup
23.Look for keys
24.Start car
25.Re-adjust rearview mirror
26.Start pulling away
27.STOP
28.Back up to machine
29.Get out of car
30.Take card and receipt
31.Get back in car
32.Put card in wallet
33.Put receipt in checkbook
34.Enter deposits and withdrawals
in checkbook
35.Clear area in purse for wallet
and checkbook
36.Put car in gear, Reverse
37.Put car in Drive
38.Drive away from ATM
39.Travel 3 miles
40.Release parking brake

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