A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife who whispers, “I think there’s a thief in the house.”
“Not in the House,” her husband says. “Perhaps in the Senate, my dear, but not in the House.”
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A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife who whispers, “I think there’s a thief in the house.”
“Not in the House,” her husband says. “Perhaps in the Senate, my dear, but not in the House.”