Dog: Barkenpantensniffer

Dog Catcher: Barkenpantensniffersnatcher

Dog Catcher’s Truck: Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen

Garage for Truck: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus

Truck Repairman:
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Mechanic’s Union:
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Doctor: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker

Nurse: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper

Hypodermic Needle:
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Backside: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz

Piano: Plinkenplankenplunkenbox

Pianist: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder

Piano Stool: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat

Piano Recital:
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Fathers at the Recital:
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Mothers at the Recital:
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Automobile: Honkenbrakenscreecher

Gasoline: Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen

Driver: Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker

Auto Mechanic: Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer

Repair Bill: Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste

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  1. max

    This may be dutch, but it´s no German, that´s for sure.

  2. Ben

    it isnt dutch either. im german and while we might not be able to speak dutch we can still mostly understand it. that up there is just random words put together to make a word. like they took a german dictionary and first rolled dice for the page, then for the line, then for the word. then again until you have a bunch of words. those you put together and tada.

  3. Beezly

    Max & Ben… this is a JOKE website… It’s a JOKE… it’s making a (silly) point about the fact that many German words are compound words. For example instead of “stroller” as we say in America the German word “kinderwagen” is of course a compound of “kinder” = Child and “wagen” = car/coach/carriage … or Airplane is “flugzeug”, literally a compound of “flug” = flight and “zeug” = stuff…

  4. Sara

    It’s a humorous comment on how German likes to string words together to make new ones. It’s not /really/ German.
    It’s funny to me, though.

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