Newlyweds, Luke and Mary, spent their wedding night at a hotel. The following morning, Mary’s closest friend, Lynda, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.
“I’m so exhausted,” Mary said. “All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out.”
Misunderstanding her, an embarrased Lynda was shocked that Mary would speak so crassly.
Luke clarified by adding:
“Don’t ever get a room next to an elevator!”