Excuses For Not Getting Married
I prefer senility.
I ‘m too young.
I’m too old.
I have to concentrate on my career.
I don’t have the time.
I haven’t found the right person.
I’m too set in my ways.
We don’t want kids, so why get married?
The words “I do” sound too much like “doo?doo”
I would get married, but I’m afraid of the blood test
I was looking for a girl like the one Dad married, but my mother turned me down.
He’s/She’s been married three times already.
I can’t stand writing thank-you notes, and I know if I got married, people would send presents.
Not getting married is the surest way of making sure you’ll never get divorced.
Filing joint returns is just too complicated.
I can’t get married until after my sister does. It’s family tradition. And my sister’s a nun.
I’m married to my work. It was a lovely ceremony, really.
Our signs aren’t compatible; he’s/she’s an Aries and I’m a Leo.
I’m married to my God.
If we got married, I’m sure we’d start to take each other for granted.
I promised my ________ before he/she died that I’d stay single.