Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples:
* Printer not responding; Got a pen and paper handy?
* 3 things are certain in life: Taxes, death, and data loss.
Guess which has occured?
Fabulous Russian cakes,
Vegetable sculptures,
Questions NOT to ask at the job interview,
I will take two,
New dean,
Blackmail,
Adopted son,
Are you choking?,
Watermelon art,
Your Mom doesn’t pick favorites,
41 facts about Washington,
Chocolate as art,
Cute baby stills,
Early computer and software ads,
Mother-in-law’s choice,
Amuzing sandwiches,
Explain THAT to your insurance company,
Food sculptures,
Windows,
In-laws,
Computers contrast,
Worlds smartest man,
7 things that would happen if you were a computer,
Talented engineer,
30 signs that technology has taken over your life,
Microsoft landing,
Golfing,
19 recommendations from men to women,
Careful what you wish for,
If men were in charge of weddings,
Two new additions to periodic table of elements,
Women talking, men hearing,
Doctor’s help,
How to read personal ads from women,
Guest at a hotel,
First date,
Death Row in Women’s Prison,
12 things men know,
Top male occupations,
Car accident,
What guys really mean,
Las Vegas,
Why married couples do not have sex,
Letter from Wal-Mart,
Dusty Underwear,
Men and Women,
Soup,
Anniversary,
University,
New studio,
Solid marriage,
At the altar,
Chances to get married,
One kiss,
Injury,
35 Predictions from 50’s,
Top 10 signs your company is going to downsize,
Top 10 signs you have eaten too much,
23 headlines of 2050,
53 signs you might have a drinking problem,
39 Headlines of the year,
Let’s kill a bicycle repairman,
36 world’s smallest books,
Commuting to work,
Florist mixup,
Job interview,
Jamaica,
The Weigh Scale,
An expensive barbie doll,
Psychology class,
New driving test,
Beautiful nature? No, just food,
34 Pacific Northwest jokes,
16 Montana rules,
You know it’s July in Florida,
Public school teacher,
Great experiment,
Laboratory,
Thermometer,
Poor man’s virus,
Being old has some perks,
Wrong bank,
Definition of words used by women,
21 reasons why men are happier,
Thoughtful husband,
Four food groups for students,
Gentlemen quiz,
Blonde at a strip mall,
Car hangers,
Beach exercise,
Wal-Mart announces house brand wine,
Journey on a train carriage,
Divorced barbie,
Anxious cab driver,
75 things to do in a car,
8 Ways to be annoying in Australia,
554 ways to be annoying,
Before and after marriage,
Stoping a taxi,
Eleven new drugs for women,
Josh Groban | Noel
Browse by category
- Animal jokes (8)
- Blonde Jokes (15)
- Cartoons (11)
- College humor (73)
- Computer humor (95)
- Corporate humor (173)
- Ethnic humor (36)
- Famous quotes (8)
- Funny photos (62)
- Funny videos (2)
- Futurama (5)
- Germans (2)
- Jokes (298)
- Legal humor (37)
- Men-women humor (289)
- Police humor (11)
- Political (12)
- Redneck jokes (17)
- Russians (5)
- Science humor (55)
- Simpsons (5)
- South Park (6)
Latest new jokes
- Fabulous Russian cakes
- Vegetable sculptures
- Questions NOT to ask at the job interview
- I will take two
- New dean
- Blackmail
- Adopted son
- Are you choking?
- Watermelon art
- Your Mom doesn’t pick favorites
- 41 facts about Washington
- Chocolate as art
- Cute baby stills
- Early computer and software ads
- Mother-in-law’s choice
- Amuzing sandwiches
- Explain THAT to your insurance company
- Food sculptures
- Windows
- In-laws
- Computers contrast
- Worlds smartest man
- 7 things that would happen if you were a computer
- Talented engineer
- 30 signs that technology has taken over your life
- Microsoft landing
- Golfing
- 19 recommendations from men to women
- Careful what you wish for
- If men were in charge of weddings
- Two new additions to periodic table of elements
- Women talking, men hearing
- Doctor’s help
- How to read personal ads from women
- Guest at a hotel
- First date
- Death Row in Women’s Prison
- 12 things men know
- Top male occupations
- Car accident
- What guys really mean
- Las Vegas
- Why married couples do not have sex
- Letter from Wal-Mart
- Dusty Underwear
- Men and Women
- Soup
- Anniversary
- University
- New studio
| Gluten Free Diet - Achieving a Gluten-free Diet |
| Is Aspartame Dangerous - While no informed person would argue that aspartame is safe for those with phenylketonuria (PKU), a rare hereditary condition, the debate rages on when it comes to the rest of us. There are some, including many health experts, that consider aspartame a s |
| New York Home Security Equipment - In the last five years alone, the home security technology has increased by leaps and bounds. We at www.wizaudio.com are lucky to have grown alongside such exciting developments. By only using the most advanced New York home security equipment, we have |
| Leo Horoscope - Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign? – The Leading LEO |
No Comments
Leave a Comment
trackback address