Employment History

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
I was a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. It was a so-so job.
I worked in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I was a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
I tried to be a chef. I thought it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
I was a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
I was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
I worked in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
I always wanted to be a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
I got a job as a historian but I realized there was no future in it.
I was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.