Great writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer. When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, [...]
The mystery of childbirth
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the boy. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?” “Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.” The boy begins his paper, “This report has been very [...]
In plain English
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” [...]
Leftover change
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus. An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed [...]
Inspirational quotes with pictures
Stay out of trouble.
And then the fight started …
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What’s on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started…
Veggie art
No animals were harmed producing these famous reproductions. Bonus points for recognizing the actual paintings and linking to the originals in the comments.