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Want to know if you’re, or someone you know is a gentleman?
1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from [...]

What did the blonde say after he went to the strip mall?
“I was disappointed. Everybody else had their clothes on.”

Why do blondes keep hangers in their cars?
In case they lock themselves out.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Wal-Mart announced today that they’ll soon be offering customers yet another new discount item, their own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce their spirits at an affordable price.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their [...]

As awkward as it was to share a train carriage with a male stranger, one woman decided to not let it bother her.
On the first night both the woman and man settled down for bed. After about an hour had passed the woman felt terribly cold and leaned over the top bunk and said to [...]

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie [...]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do [...]

Fake carsickness.
Lean back in your seat on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.
Have arguments with someone in the car.
Stick your head out the window like a dog.
Sing with the radio loudly even if you don’t know the words.
Actually get carsick.
Play with every gadget you find in the car.
Have belching contests.
Accelerate [...]

Point at someone with your index finger.
Yawn without covering your mouth.
Or excusing yourself.
Blow your nose in public.
Make the peace sign.
Wink at women.
Touch someone while talking to them.
Walk between two talking people.