Top 20 Books Which Have No Content
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Define Education
Education: A process in which knowledge passes from lecture notes of the professor to the exam paper of the student without passing through the heads of either.
Pool Donation
“Honey, there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.” “Give them three … no, two buckets of water.”
A Haircut
A man goes into the hairdressers. He has only three hairs on his head. The hairdresser says, “What would you like done?” The man replies, “I’ll have a side parting please.” The hairdresser tries that, but a hair falls out. “Just make it a middle parting,” says the man. The hairdresser tried that, too, and [...]
Chocolate Bars
Young Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating chocolate bars. A man sitting opposite watched him finish six of them off. The man said, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.” Johnny replied, “My Grandad lived to be one hundred and five.” “Did he eat lots of chocolate bars at once?” asked [...]