That was funny

1. The Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages.
2. Safe Places to Travel in the USA.
3. The Code of Ethics for Lawyers.
4. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
5. Contraception by Pope John Paul II.
6. The Book of Motivated Postal Workers.
7. Americans’ Guide to Etiquette.
8. Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity.
9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. [...]

Education:  A process in which knowledge passes from lecture notes of the professor to the exam paper of the student without passing through the heads of either.

“Honey, there are some people at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool.”
“Give them three … no, two buckets of water.”

A man goes into the hairdressers.
He has only three hairs on his head.
The hairdresser says, “What would you like done?”
The man replies, “I’ll have a side parting please.”
The hairdresser tries that, but a hair falls out.
“Just make it a middle parting,” says the man.
The hairdresser tried that, too, and another hair falls out.
The hairdresser apologizes.
“It’s [...]

Young Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating chocolate bars.  A man sitting opposite watched him finish six of them off.
The man said, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.”
Johnny replied, “My Grandad lived to be one hundred and five.”
“Did he eat lots of chocolate bars at once?” asked the man.
“No,” said [...]