The Perfect Husband
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, “I’m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me find a suitable one?” The marriage officer said, “Your requirements please.” “Well, let me see. He needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. He has to be willing [...]
50 Homer Simpson jokes
Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman. [...]