ATM Problem
The network controller goes down, and so does this bank’s entire ATM network, so a technician gets called in to troubleshoot. She soon realizes this won’t be a quick fix, so she reluctantly calls her fiance to tell him that she won’t make their dinner date. “That’s OK,” he grumbles. “The darn ATM was down, [...]
Accounting Interview
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?” “22,” Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to [...]
Sneaky Lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: ‘My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.’ ‘Well put, ‘ the [...]
Cross Country Move
When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, “How will we keep from getting separated?” “We’ll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other,” I reassured him. “Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?” he persisted. “Well, then I guess [...]