The Last Ten Things
The last 10 things any woman would ever say: 10. Could our relationship be more physical? I’m tired of just being friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it’s easier for me to douche that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6. [...]
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? -Your last name stays put. -The garage is all yours. -Wedding plans take care of themselves. -Chocolate is just another snack. -You can be President. -You can never be pregnant. -You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. -You can wear NO shirt to a water park. [...]