Jokes for August, 2006


The last 10 things any woman would ever say:
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I’m tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it’s easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don’t throw that old [...]

What do you expect from such simple creatures? 
-Your last name stays put. 
-The garage is all yours. 
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.    
-Chocolate is just another snack. 

-You can be President. 
-You can never be pregnant. 
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 
-You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 
-Car [...]




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