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How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, it’s never been done!

Every “Hormone Hostage” knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. Here are helpful hints:
DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: [...]

HE:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive off
SHE:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you’re
too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Search purse for gum wrapper [...]

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”
“I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”
“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.
“I [...]

 A man is walking down a beach, and accidentally kicks a bottle out of the sand. He opens the bottle, and a genie appears.
The genie said, “I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish. I can only grant one.”
The man thought for a while and finally [...]