That was funny

There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up.
Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.
Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.
June weddings would be scheduled around basketball [...]

While my wife was out of town, a new neighbor borrowed a pie pan. It was returned a few days later filled with an apple pie.
When my wife asked where the pie came from, I told her it was baked by our neighbors, who said they never return something without filling it up.
“You should let [...]

A couple went shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways when the husband realized his wife was gone for several hours and didn’t meet him at their appointed meeting place.
Tired of looking for her, he decided to sit by a beautiful blonde on the mall bench. He smiled and offered to [...]

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down [...]

Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been
with me all through the bad times.
When I got [...]

I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing. 66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”
“Well,” he replied, “It’s like this. The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.”
“Really?” I responded. “Does that really work?”
“Oh, yes,” he said proudly. [...]

My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after having surgery in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside.
His eyes started to open and he quietly uttered, “You’re beautiful.”
He soon drifted back to sleep, and after awhile he woke up and said, “You’re cute.”
“What happened to beautiful?” I asked him.
“The drugs are wearing [...]

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry [...]

1. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
2. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late.
3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
4. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
5. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
6. Dogs like it when you leave [...]

What do men and parking spaces have in common?
The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicap.