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A new degree in Male Studies

TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program [...]

Holiday party planning

MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES RE: Christmas PARTY ON DEC. 23RD DATE: DEC. 1ST I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We’ll have a small band playing traditional carols…feel [...]

Worst analogies from high school essays

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one [...]

So you think your job sucks?

Engineer’s mind

Q: What will you get when you ask two software engineers to tell you a greatest common divisor of 18 and 28? A: 1) A software library that calculates the greatest common divisor of any number X and Y. 2) A software library that performs dozens of math operations on numbers 18 and 28.

Poster on relationships

This image is the work of Mark Boucher.